Bumfumble & Crank: A Life of Payne

Writer for screen, radio, theatre and web. Indie producer. I like scripts, but I couldn't eat a whole one. Represented by Linda Seifert Management.

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Professor Phlegm & The Lost Treasure Hunt (Creator/Writer)

Listen to the radio children’s fantasy-adventure series:

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/professor-phlegm-from-fun/id469008348

The Unprofessionals (Creator/Writer/Script Editor)

Listen to the open-submission radio sketch show:

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-unprofessionals/id373336007

OR:

https://soundcloud.com/scott-payne

NOT The Adventures of Moleman (Contributing Writer)

Watch the pilot of this sketch show written by & starring Arron Ferguson & Dicky Murray, of which I contributed a sketch to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-5oGMq4hys

Is he a bit Simon Jay? (Writer)

Trailer for a one-man-show of which I co-wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L8jzMA52yc&feature=share

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Sexy Hotel #2: Paris

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La Marais – “Gay Paris”

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Michael Gove attacks use of Mr Men in iGCSE history lessons

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TODAY

I awoke in London- surrounded by friends. Made myself a cracking dinner (mango stir fry with...

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